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21 January 2013 • reblog: tallpawl • marty radhika melissa taya savant

06.03.11 -What would you do with your Vagina Milk? -Well, I wouldn’t garnish it with a Gerkin. —brainstorming new cocktail recipes with Joe

06.03.11

-What would you do with your Vagina Milk?

-Well, I wouldn’t garnish it with a Gerkin.

—brainstorming new cocktail recipes with Joe

8 June 2011 • 06.03.11 friday pdx cloe mouse erin marty melissa jess dilwyn Game Night

04.29.11 Get Drunk One should always be drunk.  That’s the great thing; the only question.  Not to feel the horrible burden of Time weighing on your shoulders and bowing you to the earth, you should be drunk with respite. Drunk with what?  With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you please. And if sometimes you should happen to awake, on the stairs of a palace, on the green grass of a ditch, in the dreary solitude of your own room, and find that your drunkenness is ebbing or vanished, ask the wind and the wave, ask star, bird, or clock, ask everything that sings, everything that speaks, ask them the time; and the wind, the wave, the star, the bird and the clock will all reply: It is Time to get drunk! If you are not to be martyred slaves of Time, be perpetually drunk! With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you please.” —found online

04.29.11

Get Drunk

One should always be drunk.  That’s the great thing; the only question.  Not to feel the horrible burden of Time weighing on your shoulders and bowing you to the earth, you should be drunk with respite.

Drunk with what?  With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you please.

And if sometimes you should happen to awake, on the stairs of a palace, on the green grass of a ditch, in the dreary solitude of your own room, and find that your drunkenness is ebbing or vanished, ask the wind and the wave, ask star, bird, or clock, ask everything that sings, everything that speaks, ask them the time; and the wind, the wave, the star, the bird and the clock will all reply: It is Time to get drunk! If you are not to be martyred slaves of Time, be perpetually drunk! With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you please.”

—found online

2 May 2011 • 04.29.11 friday pdx cloe game night marty melissa brandon dilwyn Dagmar mouse Bang!

04.27.11 “One of my philosophy professors lectured wildly about love once, yelling: “When you’re in love with someone, that person is the lighthouse of your universe.” (I scrawled it inside Science and Poetry in pencil—lighthouse of your universe—as if I would ever forget that phrase.) He was a delightful caricature of his position. I could swear he literally tore his hair out while howling at us. He went on, “Nothing means as much without that person.” One of the men in the class repeated, incredulous, half-laughing, “So you’re saying you can’t enjoy, like, a vacation, without someone if you’re really in love with them?” “Of course not.” the professor replied. “Not completely. You recognize beauty, but beauty means less if they don’t witness it with you. Beauty is less. You see something sublime and your first thought is that they should be there with you. It’s not as good without them. They illuminate. They make everything more.” —found online

04.27.11

“One of my philosophy professors lectured wildly about love once, yelling: “When you’re in love with someone, that person is the lighthouse of your universe.” (I scrawled it inside Science and Poetry in pencil—lighthouse of your universe—as if I would ever forget that phrase.) He was a delightful caricature of his position. I could swear he literally tore his hair out while howling at us. He went on, “Nothing means as much without that person.” One of the men in the class repeated, incredulous, half-laughing, “So you’re saying you can’t enjoy, like, a vacation, without someone if you’re really in love with them?” “Of course not.” the professor replied. “Not completely. You recognize beauty, but beauty means less if they don’t witness it with you. Beauty is less. You see something sublime and your first thought is that they should be there with you. It’s not as good without them. They illuminate. They make everything more.”

—found online

29 April 2011 • 04.27.11 Wednesday pdx ground kontrol shea pinball marty dan ashley melissa

04.22.11 me: a friend of mine has always wondered about having a penis and what it would feel like H:  i can relate me: to fuck a cantalope H: why a cantalope? me:  …I can’t remember… H:  i mean maybe if it was warm me:  I should ask H:  go on me:  right so she asked me if I would do it and tell her about it and in return she would do the same but with insertion like a pear or something something odd fruit or vegetable Sent at 1:13 AM on Friday H:  interesting me:  you don’t make deals like this? with your friends? I’ll shove a pear up my cooch if you stick your dick in a cantalope H:  hahaha

04.22.11

me: a friend of mine

has always wondered about having a penis

and what it would feel like

H:  i can relate

me: to fuck a cantalope

H: why a cantalope?

me:  …I can’t remember…

H:  i mean maybe if it was warm

me:  I should ask

H:  go on

me:  right

so

she asked me if I would do it

and tell her about it

and in return

she would do the same

but with insertion

like a pear or something

something odd

fruit or vegetable

Sent at 1:13 AM on Friday

H:  interesting

me:  you don’t make deals like this?

with your friends?

I’ll shove a pear up my cooch if you stick your dick in a cantalope

H:  hahaha

23 April 2011 • 04.22.11 friday pdx cloe Game Night dan erin mouse marty melissa ryan jess dilwyn dagmar

03.25.11  -I just can’t get into this music.  -I’d need to be more drunk.  -I’d need to be more high. -I’d need to be on ketamine. —conversation I had with three of my friends at the post-potluck party

03.25.11

 -I just can’t get into this music.

 -I’d need to be more drunk.

 -I’d need to be more high.

-I’d need to be on ketamine.

—conversation I had with three of my friends at the post-potluck party

27 March 2011 • 03.25.11 friday pdx goat house Potluck ashley heather anna kelly rosalynn radhika marty melissa joel andy dan cloe

03.23.11 this bears repeating: If I’d have known then what I know now (at 40) I’d have gone more places naked. —Jodi, suffers from a head injury

03.23.11

this bears repeating:

If I’d have known then what I know now (at 40) I’d have gone more places naked.

—Jodi, suffers from a head injury

27 March 2011 • 03.23.11 Wednesday ani becky bob carrie cat dhyana doug dylan evan goodfoot heather holly jordan kelly larry marty melissa mike nitya pdx pete radhika renee sadie joe

12/11/10 Not ever, not once, pawl, not since time began has there been someone who’s actually made the kind of choices you’ve consistently made, year after year, your whole life long, in spite of fleeting fears, lingering doubts and moments of despair. Yet now, for the countless multitudes waiting on the sidelines for their turn, there’s a path, an example to follow, and a light to show them the way. We should name something after you.  How do you feel about black holes? Jolly good show,     The Universe

12/11/10

Not ever, not once, pawl, not since time began has there been someone who’s actually made the kind of choices you’ve consistently made, year after year, your whole life long, in spite of fleeting fears, lingering doubts and moments of despair. Yet now, for the countless multitudes waiting on the sidelines for their turn, there’s a path, an example to follow, and a light to show them the way.

We should name something after you.  How do you feel about black holes?

Jolly good show,

    The Universe

12 December 2010 • 12.11.10 saturday pdx hutch gabriel jo melissa karoake

11/25/10 The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. —Ralph Waldo Emerson

11/25/10

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.

—Ralph Waldo Emerson

25 November 2010 • 11.25.10 Thursday thanksgiving pdx casa del fuego sydney quin melissa marty burke evan holly john molly heather courtenay bob