Mr Vain

11.13.11

26 December 2011 • 11.13.11 pdx or bob helsers alberta

09.08.11

A man can get discouraged many times but he is not a failure until he begins to blame somebody else and stops trying.

— John Burroughs

4 November 2011 • 09.08.11 pdx or laurelhurst capture the flag ryan dan marty sarah bob head ound

09.07.11

I am so excited for all of the good things to come.

—found somewhere online

4 November 2011 • 09.07.11 pdx or sauce house taya courtenay evan bob holly

08.03.11

26 September 2011 • 08.03.11 pd or potluck evan holly pete bob courtenay

08.03.11

26 September 2011 • 08.03.11 pdx or bob courtenay kirsten ani bbq potluck

08.03.11

I lost some time once. It’s always in the last place you look for it.

— Neil Gaiman

26 September 2011 • 08.03.11 pdx or bob courtenay bbq beer

04.17.11

22 April 2011 • 04.17.11 sunday pdx brunch radhika bob courtenay evan holly dusty

04.16.11

The best feeling comes when you realize you’re perfectly happy without the people you thought you needed most.

—found somewhere on line, Real Whiz Khalifa ?

20 April 2011 • 04.16.11 Saturday pdx ambassador karoake evan courtenay bob holly

03.23.11

I got a present from Bob & Fayer
I was complaining about the process of the vasectomy
with the first notice after providing a sample
they said my count was 0
but they said I need to provide 2 consecutive samples to be officially sterile
so after providing the 2nd sample
they sent me a notice saying I was still sterile
and I was a bit miffed
by how discouraging it was
and all that
and they kept saying officially sterile
so i was thinking they’d send me some card or certificate or something
but nope
no hullaballo
not even an ‘officially’
just ‘still’
still sterile
so Fayer donated this women’s baseball trophy
and Bob took it in to a trophy shop
and had them put “Officially Sterile” on it
it’s pretty awesome

27 March 2011 • 03.23.11 Wednesday b*day bob casa del fuego fayer officially sterile pdx trophy

03.23.11

this bears repeating:

If I’d have known then what I know now (at 40) I’d have gone more places naked.

—Jodi, suffers from a head injury

27 March 2011 • 03.23.11 Wednesday ani becky bob carrie cat dhyana doug dylan evan goodfoot heather holly jordan kelly larry marty melissa mike nitya pdx pete radhika renee sadie joe

02.25.11

And with that, after three years, one of my best friends asked me not to be in her life… for a long while.

Not because this is what either of us wants, but because this is what someone else wants.

~*~

Friendship always benefits; Love sometimes injures.

— Seneca the Younger

28 February 2011 • 02.25.11 friday pdx casa del fuego bob courtenay lindsey radhika ani

02.05.11

The world is infinitely more interesting than any of my opinions concerning it.

—Nicholas Nixon

6 February 2011 • 02.05.11 pdx holly evan tea bob courtenay brian bt

11/25/10

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.

—Ralph Waldo Emerson

25 November 2010 • 11.25.10 Thursday thanksgiving pdx casa del fuego sydney quin melissa marty burke evan holly john molly heather courtenay bob

10/17/10

*Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

—Benjamin Franklin

~*~

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.

—Frank Sinatra

~*~

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

—(attributed) Dorothy Parker, W. C. Fields or maybe Fred Allen.

~*~

*actual quote..? by BF:

Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.

17 October 2010 • 10.17.10 pdx casa del fuego homebrew burke mike z bob fayer joey