*Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
—(attributed) Dorothy Parker, W. C. Fields or maybe Fred Allen.
*actual quote..? by BF:
Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.